lookingfor14fux 49 M
6  Articles
the big one   7/16/2019

How many guys does it take fill a woman...……..


1 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
Thonetheonly00 27 M
5  Articles‚ Score 6.4
points   7/16/2019

points points points points points points


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
Rockhardforyou42 41 M
1  Article‚ Score 7.0
How to get the most points.   7/14/2019

Just curious if there is a better way get points when you need them?


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
happyhour1956 62 M
10  Articles‚ Score 11.6
This will crack you up   7/13/2019

Sonquot;Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"; father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. The boy is naturally bummed out, but a ...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
Uncutmsa91 28 M
1  Article‚ Score 2.5
Dad Jokes Pt. 2   7/12/2019

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
Uncutmsa91 28 M
1  Article‚ Score 2.5
Dad Jokes Anyone?   7/12/2019

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.


0 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
hahaha   7/9/2019

hahaha jumble jumble no sense laugh nonsense is not so funny


0 Comments, 6 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
happyhour1956 62 M
10  Articles‚ Score 11.6
Lets try this one   7/7/2019

I filled in a job application for the local council and under disabilities I put Narcolepsy and Tourettes Syndrome. So not only will I be able to sleep at work, if someone tries to wake me up; I can tell them to fuck off.


0 Comments, 16 Views, 12 Votes ,1.74 Score
happyhour1956 62 M
10  Articles‚ Score 11.6
Lets try this one   7/7/2019

Just before shagging a Brazilian girl who'd singled me out in a bar, I asked her why, of all the other guys there, she'd chosen me. "You were the only one in a England shirt, " she explained. "I wanted to make love to someone who came from the home of football." "Well, we might have invented it, " I replied, as I slipped her panties off, "But we're ...


0 Comments, 33 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
happyhour1956 62 M
10  Articles‚ Score 11.6
If you think about it ,it is a joke .   7/7/2019

My wife wrote an email to me saying she was concerned have communication issues. I immediately sent an IM asking her to clarify. She messaged me on Facebook saying not to worry but sometimes 're not as connected as she'd like. I tweeted her I love her more than anything. She texted me she loves me too and was tired after a long day of work. So I leaned over and kissed her good night.


0 Comments, 13 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
Sunday Morning Sex   7/6/2019

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight her grandparent’s house visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” <br><br> Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years ...


0 Comments, 36 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
A coincidence   7/6/2019

A chicken farmer went the local bar. He sat next a woman and ordered champagne. <br><br> The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne". <br><br> "What a coincidence ", said the farmer, who added, "It is a special for . I am celebrating...." <br><br> "It is a special for , too, I am ...


1 Comments, 28 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
happyhour1956 62 M
10  Articles‚ Score 11.6
A Joke   7/6/2019

I was showing my doctor the rash on my penis today. He seemed pretty uncomfortable and didn't want to touch it, he just told me to make an appointment at the surgery tomorrow and walked off pushing his shopping trolley with his wife.


1 Comments, 16 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
Yungsexgod2017 27 M
3  Articles
All jokes   7/5/2019

The joke is I'm doing this just for points!


1 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,4.77 Score
Yungsexgod2017 27 M
3  Articles
All jokes   7/5/2019

The joke is I'm doing this just for points!


0 Comments, 4 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
happyhour1956 62 M
10  Articles‚ Score 11.6
A Joke   7/3/2019

My new blow up doll is so realistic, it told me it just wants to be friends.


0 Comments, 13 Views, 11 Votes ,2.61 Score
happyhour1956 62 M
10  Articles‚ Score 11.6
Or this one   7/3/2019

"My wife hasn't wanted sex for over a year, " complained my friend down the pub. <br><br> "That's just not true, mate, " I replied without thinking.


0 Comments, 16 Views, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
happyhour1956 62 M
10  Articles‚ Score 11.6
Lets try this one   7/3/2019

It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and says, "Hello?... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" -- and promptly slams the phone down. His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?" The husband replies. "I don't know. Some guy who wanted to know if the ...


1 Comments, 29 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
happyhour1956 62 M
10  Articles‚ Score 11.6
Another funny joke   7/1/2019

A guy goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor, I'm getting married next week, but I have had unprotected sex a couple of times lately. Before our marriage, I'd like to know if I have an STD; could you do a test for me?' <br><br> 'Sure', the doctor says, 'but the result of such a test takes 3 weeks, so it will not be in time for your marriage' ...


0 Comments, 43 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
happyhour1956 62 M
10  Articles‚ Score 11.6
Another Joke   7/1/2019

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting. "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women in that way? What does the ...


0 Comments, 38 Views, 10 Votes ,3.39 Score
happyhour1956 62 M
10  Articles‚ Score 11.6
A Joke   6/30/2019

A woman is home when she hears someone knock the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady, 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman, 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door again. Later night when her ...


0 Comments, 42 Views, 12 Votes ,2.98 Score
shootitome2 68 M
3  Articles
Lem   6/28/2019

One Lem and his Pa was mending fence off in the back forty when all of a sudden Lem heard moaning and groaning and spotted two people in the throws of passion, Pa! Whats them people doing? Ah, Lem they is just fucking. Pa? Whats fucking? How old are you Lem? Well near 18 year old Pa, you know that. Yer all that old and you don't know what fucking is? You best come to the house with me... ...


0 Comments, 36 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
hey... knock knock   6/28/2019

.. <br><br> who? <br><br> , i didn't know you were a cowgirl... <br><br> giddy up !


0 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
Praying Old Man...   6/28/2019

An old man is his bedside praying when his wife says... What are you doing? praying for guidance..Replies the old guy. Well..Says the wife...."Just pray for stiffness & I'll guide the "


1 Comments, 20 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
Mirror, Mirror   6/28/2019

A woman buys a mirror an antique shop from a gypsy, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust line forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. ...


0 Comments, 35 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
Like The Movies...   6/28/2019

A guy with a black eye walks into a bar and orders a triple bourbon. The bartender says "Having a tough , huh?" The guy says "Yeah. My wife and I were doing the dishes and she turned to and said 'Why don't we ever make love like in the movies?' So I bent her over the kitchen table, yanked her pants down and rammed it in. I jack hammered her and slapped her on the ass ...


0 Comments, 39 Views, 10 Votes ,1.99 Score
Nursing School...   6/28/2019

A woman enrolled in nursing is attending an anatomy . The subject of the is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does during an orgasm. "Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the ..."


0 Comments, 18 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
Liquorlovenest 42 M
1  Article
a joke for your considertion   6/28/2019

Jesus Christ walks into motel. He hands the guy behind the counter 3 large nails and says, "Can ya put for the night?" <br><br> Hahahahaha gotta love that Jesus! What a character... ...


0 Comments, 10 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
wickedcat2006 44 F
145  Articles
oh ms Jamaica   6/28/2019

A ’s most important Organ supposedly as described by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest. <br><br> INDIA <br><br> Question: Ms India, how do you describe a Organ in your country? <br><br> Ms India: Well, I can say that Organs in India are like labourers. <br><br> Question: How can you say so? ...


1 Comments, 35 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
itzwatido 40 M
1  Article
funny shit   6/28/2019

what's 12" long, hard, and makes a woman scream in the morning?? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> ....S.I.D.S. <br><br> <br><br> LOL


0 Comments, 17 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
Makeyoucumqk 37 M
3  Articles
Funny 2.0   6/27/2019

When I was a baby I was so ugly my mother never breastfed me she said she only like me as a friend


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,0.49 Score
Makeyoucumqk 37 M
3  Articles
A funny   6/27/2019

Did you know that if you kick the crap out of a Texan the only thing that would be left is a pair of boots


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,0.34 Score
boxing_the_stars 41 M
2  Articles
A good one for everyone to enjoy!   6/27/2019

“Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over 1.2 million pounds. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own ...


0 Comments, 23 Views, 7 Votes ,0.49 Score
My Folks....   6/26/2019

My old mom was tired of being ignored on Sunday during Football season by my dad. So, she went and got her sexy nightgown that had almost no back it. She put it on backwards show off her tits. She smiled and stood in front of the TV and teased my dad "See anything different?" Dad replied "Yes you have your gown on backwards" Mom smiled ear to ear and asked "how can ...


0 Comments, 25 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
My Folks....   6/26/2019

My folks have been married so long the only Sex they have is Hall Sex. They avoid each other completely and if by chance they pass each other in the Hall my mom tells my dad "Screw You" and Dad replies "Screw you too!" and they both seem happier for the rest of the .


0 Comments, 12 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
Funny Quotes...   6/25/2019

Why does a gynecologist leave the room when you undress? <br><br> Why can't women put their mascara on with their mouth closed? <br><br> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? <br><br> If Wile E coyote has enough money to buy all that Acme junk why doesn't ...


1 Comments, 23 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
Funny Quotes...   6/25/2019

The last thing I want to do is hurt your feelings, but it’s still on my list. <br><br> If I agreed with you then we’d both be wrong. <br><br> If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? <br><br> I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet. <br><br> Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a ...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 4 Votes ,0.53 Score
Most of the time...   6/25/2019

Most of the time... when you're sad, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...


0 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,0.34 Score
Now that's Funny...   6/25/2019

I love it when you walk through a spider web, you all of a sudden learn Kung Fu <br><br> The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. <br><br> <br><br> I hate when people say "he is nice when you get to know him" so in other words "he is a jerk but you will get used to it." <br><br> <br><br>  LIFE ...


0 Comments, 15 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
The Broccoli Says...   6/25/2019

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Funny Quotes...   6/25/2019

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. <br><br> Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. <br><br> As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. <br><br> A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.


0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes
Funny Quotes....   6/25/2019

When everything's coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane <br><br> <br><br> Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day <br><br> Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. <br><br> Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel ...


0 Comments, 4 Views, 1 Votes
Funny Quotes.....   6/25/2019

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? <br><br> Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night <br><br> The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson <br><br> <br><br> Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines


0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes
Funny Quotes...   6/25/2019

"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough." <br><br> "Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom." <br><br> If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for ...


0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes
Funny Quotes....   6/25/2019

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. <br><br> The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades <br><br> Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. <br><br> I was as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar <br><br> <br><br> ...


0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes
My 4 moods:   6/24/2019

My 4 moods: I’m too old for this shit, I’m too tired for this shit, I’m too sober for this shit, I don’t have time for this shit.


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
Old Aunts...   6/24/2019

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.


0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes
and then the fight started.....   6/24/2019

A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And then the fight started.....


0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes
And then the fight started...   6/24/2019

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 180 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a bathroom scale. And then the fight started...


0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes
And then the fight started.....   6/24/2019

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started...


0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes
Mark111470 48 M
1  Article
Gross joke   6/23/2019

What's the difference between a faggot and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat .


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
bigmask4u7 25 M
1  Article
Guess what?   6/23/2019

Chicken butt <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> help I need the points


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
Laura2Men 37 F
0  Articles
Makeing U laugh or Smile, 1 One way or Another😁   6/23/2019

Marriage argument, Not Even da Dogs Safe... <br><br> Early Sunday morning husband wakes up n quickly gets dressed for his weekly Sunday fishing trip he's gone on for da past 20years. His peace n quiet time. He quickly gathers his gear wih a big smile on his face until he sees his wife quietly drinking her cup of coffee with a look of saddness that even he cant ignore. He tries ...


0 Comments, 40 Views, 9 Votes ,1.93 Score
Throbbinknob469 46 M
7  Articles
Points   6/22/2019

Just here for the points.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Throbbinknob469 46 M
7  Articles
Points   6/22/2019

Just here for the points.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
shootitome2 68 M
3  Articles
I LOVE MY COCK!   6/21/2019

He is a DANDY!


0 Comments, 11 Views, 5 Votes
johncumswu 49 M
4  Articles
Friday   6/19/2019

White guy, Mexican , and Black guy walk into a bar


0 Comments, 27 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
Being Brave   6/19/2019

A man breaks into a house to for and guns. Inside, he finds a in bed. He orders the guy of the bed and ties him a chair. While tying the home owner’s wife the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck; then gets up & goes into the bathroom. <br><br> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. at ...


0 Comments, 22 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
rondonp47 32 M
5  Articles
come chat with me   6/19/2019

I ggot all kinds of joke.. people love when im around. im the laugh of the party


1 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes
DETSwitch 55 M
3  Articles
Pickup Lines and Icebreakers So Lame They Can't Help But to Be Funny...   6/18/2019

We've all seen them, heard them, gotten them stuck in our heads.... So, readers, let's see some of your examples of lame icebreakers and stupid or over-the-top pickup lines that were effective in achieving some small measure of comic relief. <br><br> Somewhere between "Hi! I am so-o-o-o-o-o drunk!" and "Hi there.... I just threw up!", is: ...


1 Comments, 39 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
johncumswu 49 M
4  Articles
Knock Knock   6/16/2019

Whos there


1 Comments, 13 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
johncumswu 49 M
4  Articles
Friday   6/16/2019

Dam smokey its Friday and you aint got no job


0 Comments, 12 Views, 6 Votes ,0.52 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
What about that..   6/16/2019

A buddy ask me the something day... He said if me and your wife had sex <br><br> And I got her pregnant would that make us kin...haha <br><br> I said nope... <br><br> He said what would it make us??? <br><br> I said Even !!


0 Comments, 15 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
ManInUniform_101 31 M
15  Articles
Jokes   6/13/2019

Creating this article for the points. I need points.


1 Comments, 13 Views, 8 Votes ,2.09 Score
TakeThisChance30 30 M
1  Article
Dick touch your asshole   6/13/2019

A young boy was sitting on his gradfathers lap. His grandfather was puffing on a cigar. The little boy asks, "Grandpa, may i please try a puff of your cigar?" His grandfather replied, "well son, does your dick touch your asshole?" The little boy replied with no. So his grandfather said, "Well then, no you may not." A couple of weeks later the boy was sitting on his ...


0 Comments, 45 Views, 10 Votes ,1.99 Score
What did the penis say to the vagina?   6/6/2019

Cover , going in!


1 Comments, 19 Views, 11 Votes ,1.67 Score
kickCGandDG521 38 C
6  Articles
What happend to the jokes?   6/6/2019

Jokes used to be amazing but seems like in our day of tech and social media it has died.


1 Comments, 21 Views, 12 Votes ,2.80 Score
I_BRANDY 71 M
11  Articles
Larger breasts please   6/5/2019

A woman asked her Dr. about breast enhancement. She claimed that when she was younger men seemed to prefer women w/ smaller breasts, but today's man prefers larger breasts. Is there anything you can do? Why sure the Dr. replied. there are implants for that purpose. A simple surgery and you're now carrying larger breasts. NO! no surgery there must be another way, something other than ...


0 Comments, 68 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
Sorry posting for points   6/5/2019

posting for points please ignore


0 Comments, 4 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
m1_akwolf1 50 M
2  Articles
Morning Wood   6/2/2019

John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife’s side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. <br><br> Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little into he room and asked him to take this note to your beautiful mommy. The note read: ...


2 Comments, 54 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
Daddys_Girl209 47 C
50  Articles‚ Score 21.6
What kinksters say and what vanillas hear   5/31/2019

What kinksters say: "Are you kinky?" What vanillas hear: "Do you like anal?" <br><br> What kinksters say: "I polyamorous" What vanillas hear: "I just haven't met the right person yet." <br><br> What kinksters say: "I am bi-sexual" What vanillas hear: "I am gay, I just don't want to admit it" ...


1 Comments, 48 Views, 15 Votes ,1.91 Score
its_only_me_here 47 M
1  Article‚ Score 4.9
That's Gotta Hurt   5/27/2019

[image]


0 Comments, 32 Views, 13 Votes ,2.14 Score
NRDay 22 M
7  Articles
Knock knock   5/27/2019

Who’s there?


4 Comments, 41 Views, 14 Votes ,0.58 Score
StylezKinked97 34 M
5  Articles
This Damn Sites IM   5/26/2019

can never messsage someone straight up


1 Comments, 14 Views, 11 Votes ,1.86 Score
0Lastmanonearth1 35 M
11  Articles
:)   5/25/2019

He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the ...


0 Comments, 58 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
0Lastmanonearth1 35 M
11  Articles
;)   5/25/2019

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. <br><br> The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples ...


0 Comments, 54 Views, 15 Votes ,2.06 Score
brbog 64 M
16  Articles
wife swallowed a half dollar   5/20/2019

my wife swallowed a half dollar coin once took her two days to pass it she passed one quarter, two dimes and a nickel guess she was going through her change


0 Comments, 35 Views, 20 Votes ,1.59 Score
StylezKinked97 34 M
5  Articles
joke   5/17/2019

whats white and red and black all over...whatever you want it to be


1 Comments, 25 Views, 15 Votes
StylezKinked97 34 M
5  Articles
joke   5/16/2019

this damn sites messenger


0 Comments, 9 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
Knock Knock   5/12/2019

What up, <br><br> My cock. <br><br> 8========D~~ (. )( .)


1 Comments, 26 Views, 17 Votes ,0.44 Score
Fully_Loaded_100 31 M
6  Articles
What are your favourite sex related jokes?   5/12/2019

Would love to hear them


0 Comments, 25 Views, 19 Votes ,0.62 Score
johncumswu 49 M
4  Articles
Knock Knock   5/10/2019

Whose there ?


0 Comments, 21 Views, 10 Votes ,1.00 Score
brbog 64 M
16  Articles
hahahahahaha   5/9/2019

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into ...


2 Comments, 68 Views, 16 Votes ,1.95 Score
Pal4Perks 58 M
3  Articles
Leverage   5/8/2019

Yep, it happened again. I woke up this morning with a piss hard on. Walked into the bathroom, pushed down to piss, and my feet came off of the ground.


0 Comments, 24 Views, 10 Votes ,1.99 Score
Sex Life After Marriage   5/3/2019

It’s true when they say your sex life changes after you get married, because now you are sleeping with a relative!!!


1 Comments, 26 Views, 13 Votes ,1.80 Score
JoeinCortland2 44 M
1  Article
So there I was   5/3/2019

So, there I was..... Balls deep; and my sister stops, turns and says "Wow, you know what? You are as big as Dad!" I was surprised, and replied "You know, that's the same thing Mom said."


2 Comments, 29 Views, 13 Votes ,3.14 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Back from Iraq   5/3/2019

A buddy of mine got back from Iraq, third tour as a marine. They really do use camels as the main means of transportation. They have to take a camel driving test, they give on mon., wed. and fri. They have sex education on tues, and thurs. <br><br> <br><br> I ask him why and he said they don't want to wear the camel out!!!


2 Comments, 42 Views, 14 Votes ,2.98 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
A Blonde Husband   5/3/2019

women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, getting a boob job." <br><br> The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, thinking of having my asshole bleached!" <br><br> To which the first replies, "Whoa, I just can't picture your husband as a ...


1 Comments, 43 Views, 11 Votes ,2.61 Score
Kittyplzzr 39 M
5  Articles
Testicles   5/2/2019

An American woman is in the produce department the local supermarket searching for the best looking russet potatoes she can find to bake in the oven for supper night. She comes across a potato so large, she has to use both hands to pick it . Just then a Middle Eastern woman sees it and says; "Oh my, potato reminds of my husband's testicles!" "Are his testicles this ...


1 Comments, 14 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
Kittyplzzr 39 M
5  Articles
Mosquito   5/2/2019

What's the difference between a and a mosquito? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A mosquito stops sucking after you smack it!


1 Comments, 4 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
Kittyplzzr 39 M
5  Articles
Mosquito   5/2/2019

What's the difference between a and a mosquito? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A mosquito stops sucking after you smack it!


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes
I_BRANDY 71 M
11  Articles
little Sally   5/1/2019

Little sally came home from school and told her mother Frankie Robinson was showing his penis while on the playground. Mother tried to respond but before she could little Sally said, it reminded of a peanut. Mother said, you mean it was tiny? No said little Sally, it was salty


1 Comments, 39 Views, 12 Votes ,2.62 Score
Cunnilingus54401 61 M
16  Articles‚ Score 2.2
Superman 4695 and the monkey at the bar   4/29/2019

My favorite saloon has a female monkey that sits on a small stool behind the bar. There is a small billy club that hangs on a hook next to her. Superman4695 ( a frequent poster on the advice forum) stopped in one day to have a drink and asked what the deal was with the monkey behind the bar. I reached over the bar and grabbed the billy club and smacked the monkey on top of ...


0 Comments, 60 Views, 12 Votes ,1.39 Score
Cunnilingus54401 61 M
16  Articles‚ Score 2.2
Beach Babes   4/29/2019

Superman4695 (frequent poster on the advice forum) saw me the beach one fine day surrounded by a bevy of beautiful bikini clad babes. He walked over and asked me what my secret is. He said, hey Cunny, you always have all the hot ones, how do you do it. I shared my secret with him. I said Superman, go to the vegetable isle of the grocery store across the street and pick out ...


1 Comments, 49 Views, 10 Votes ,1.59 Score
misha925_93 26 M
8  Articles
to people who are fake on here   4/27/2019

^^^^^^^^^^^


0 Comments, 13 Views, 8 Votes ,0.93 Score
B19Ha1rynuts4cks 24 M
6  Articles
Points   4/26/2019

All everyone is worried about


0 Comments, 14 Views, 6 Votes ,1.09 Score
Sollertissimus 52 M
6  Articles
At the Friend Finder Fantasy Camp   4/24/2019

A spot on portraily of how the gentlemen here believe it will work <br><br> [video_embed 40299]...


1 Comments, 21 Views, 9 Votes ,1.72 Score
Kittyplzzr 39 M
5  Articles
Pharmacy   4/23/2019

A woman walks into a pharmacy. She marches over directly to the pharmacist without looking another soul. "I want some cyanide to kill my husband! ", she demands. Shocked to his very core, the pharmacist replies, "Lady are you insane? I can't sell you cyanide, and especially not when you exclaimed you want to use it to kill your husband. We'll both end in death ...


0 Comments, 9 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
Kittyplzzr 39 M
5  Articles
Sucking gorilla   4/22/2019

A guy walks into a bar, sees nobody else but the bartender and asks for a beer. One hour of conversation and five beers later, the bartender asks the guy, "Do you want to see something out of the ordinary? " "Sure!", the guy responded. The bartender proceeds to open a closet door. Out jumps a huge gorilla. The bartender grabs a bat and cracks the gorilla right between the ...


0 Comments, 9 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
Chinese Medicine   4/19/2019

While in China, an American man is sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. <br><br> A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. <br><br> Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. <br><br> The doctor, never having seen anything like ...


2 Comments, 66 Views, 7 Votes ,3.80 Score
Cunnilingus54401 61 M
16  Articles‚ Score 2.2
The Bell Ringer   4/16/2019

A local church ran an ad in the newspaper searching for someone to ring the bell in the bell tower. A guy with no arms applied for the job. During the interview process, the priest asked the man how he planned on ringing the bell with no arms. The guy said no problem, I'll show you how I do it. So they went into the bell tower. The guy stepped back about 10 -12 feet from the bell and ran ...


1 Comments, 70 Views, 8 Votes ,0.93 Score
Aimlesslwander 38 M
5  Articles
Smoking   4/14/2019

What do you do if your wife starts smoking? <br><br> Slow down and possibly use some lubricant


0 Comments, 14 Views, 8 Votes ,1.86 Score
beachtransplant 51 M
2  Articles
why did the tomato blush?   4/13/2019

It blushed because it saw the salad dressing.


0 Comments, 10 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
Sollertissimus 52 M
6  Articles
For all of you Dudes posing as Couple's - There is an entire month devoted just for your angst   4/5/2019

May is fast approaching, so: So stock on Vaseline, this what I imagine you all use put some on your spouse and start her stroking


5 Comments, 37 Views, 13 Votes ,4.15 Score
Niceguy694all 40 M
6  Articles
Joke on u   4/4/2019

What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? <br><br> A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. <br><br> A mother is in the kitchen one day, preparing dinner for the family. <br><br> Her young daughter walks in and asks her, “Mommy, where do babies from?” <br><br> The mother thinks for a while before deciding she ought to ...


1 Comments, 50 Views, 6 Votes ,3.93 Score
Niceguy694all 40 M
6  Articles
No love   4/4/2019

One time I told my wife I was seeing a psychiatrist and she told me she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers and a bartender


0 Comments, 21 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
Niceguy694all 40 M
6  Articles
My wife   4/2/2019

One time I was telling my son about the birds and the bees and he told me about the mailman and my wife


0 Comments, 17 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
Niceguy694all 40 M
6  Articles
I was so ugly   4/2/2019

When I was a baby I was so ugly my mom never breastfed me. She said she only liked me as a friend


1 Comments, 24 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
24sensation24 36 M
2  Articles
Out Dancing   3/26/2019

I went out dancing last night... They played The Twist...I twisted... They played Jump...I jumped... They played Come On Eileen...I got kicked out for that.


3 Comments, 25 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
The Bus Stop   3/26/2019

A crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. <br><br> Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her ...


2 Comments, 74 Views, 12 Votes ,4.39 Score
jf23231 49 M
6  Articles
I wonder   3/25/2019

A recent questionnaire to high school girls , 97 percent admitted they had kissed/made out. Only 3 percent lied about it.


0 Comments, 14 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
jf23231 49 M
6  Articles
I wonder   3/25/2019

A recent questionnaire to high school girls , 97 percent admitted they had kissed/made out. Only 3 percent lied about it.


0 Comments, 12 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
jf23231 49 M
6  Articles
I wonder   3/25/2019

A recent questionnaire to high school girls , 97 percent admitted they had kissed/made out. Only 3 percent lied about it.


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Scotish Obituary   3/23/2019

A Scottish woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. <br><br> The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word. <br><br> She pauses, reflects, and then she says, "Well, then, let it read, 'Angus MacPherson died'." <br><br> Amused at the woman's ...


1 Comments, 69 Views, 9 Votes ,4.28 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
That's a Lawyer   3/23/2019

As the lawyer awoke from surgery, he asked, "Why are all the blinds drawn?" <br><br> The nurse answered, "There's a fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think you had died."


1 Comments, 28 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
xXTabooBoyXx 18 M
1  Article
Points :P   3/21/2019

Points for points for points for points


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
Jizzypickle99OK 38 M
1  Article
For a laugh   3/20/2019

A little boy was taking a shower with his mom. The boy pointed at her chest and asked “what are those”? The mother was shocked and didn’t have any words except for the boy to ask his father. The boy asked his father what those two humps were on mommy’s chest. The father laughed and said “those are balloons and when mommy dies, they get blown up and carry her soul to heaven”. ...


0 Comments, 67 Views, 9 Votes ,4.71 Score
Nsty1993 26 M
5  Articles
Alien Wife swap   3/20/2019

A Martian couple and an Earthling couple have met and are talking about all sorts of things. Finally, the subject of sex comes up. "Just how do you guys do it?" asked the Earthling. "Pretty much the way you do, " responded the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide swap partners for the night and experience one another. The female Earthling and the male ...


1 Comments, 51 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Texas Lawyer   3/18/2019

No Offense to Texans, Lawyers, Judges, Grandparents, or anyone else. <br><br> Lawyers should never ask a Texas grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. <br><br> In a trial, a Texas small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ ...


0 Comments, 51 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
Axescent 37 M
4  Articles
Don't try this lol   3/18/2019

A guy walks up to a beautiful young lady sitting a bar and says, "Lady, I'll bet you $20 that I can touch your breasts without touching your shirt." <br><br> Intrigued, the woman buttons up her shirt all the way and says, "Okay, you're on." <br><br> The man steps up, cups his hands under her breasts, and gives them a firm squeeze. ...


0 Comments, 64 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
adult_themed 46 M
5  Articles
A couple more dirty jokes   3/17/2019

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> What does the sign on an -of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. <br><br> <br><br> Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a . <br><br> What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. ...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
adult_themed 46 M
5  Articles
Ok.....last one tonight.....   3/16/2019

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, ”Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive.” The doctor smiled and said, ”Have you tried to give him Viagra?” The lady frowned. ”Doctor, I can’t even get him to take aspirin when he has a ...


0 Comments, 40 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
adult_themed 46 M
5  Articles
Funny thing.....   3/16/2019

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my , " said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her." "That's a wonderful thing, my , and nothing that you ...


0 Comments, 27 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
adult_themed 46 M
5  Articles
Best joke today   3/16/2019

A nerdy, 100 lbs weakling walks into a weightlifting gym and states he wants to become a body builder. So, the gym's trainer is walking him through all the exercise machines explaining which machine builds which specific muscle. <br><br> After about a half hour, a super-hot chic walks by, breaking everyone's attention. The nerdy, 100 lbs weakling inquires, "which ...


0 Comments, 40 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
THIS IS FOR THE OLDER GENERATIONS!   3/16/2019

A man rushed home and went into the kitchen. His wife was cooking dinner. He put his arms around her and whispered in her ear “Lets go into the bedroom”. <br><br> She pushed him away and said, “I’m cooking dinner!” <br><br> “It’ll just take a minute, ” he replied. She agrees and they head to the bedroom. <br><br> “Take off your slacks and ...


0 Comments, 49 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
sexscenez 31 M
9  Articles
RAMBLINGS OF A SOCIOPATH...   3/14/2019

Don’t take this shit too seriously, it’s only for a laugh... <br><br> Weight a minute... Who said Vega didn’t like curvaceous females?! Ladies, if you’ve got a few extra pounds; I could definitely use you as I’ve got 0% body fat 😉 <br><br> Attractive women are always the most insecure, while these Shrek looking females, walk around thinking they're the ...


0 Comments, 26 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
The points....   3/9/2019

That's the true joke of this site. 2nd to the IM that never works


3 Comments, 13 Views, 5 Votes ,4.45 Score
Soakedbean123 29 F
1  Article
What?   3/6/2019

How many puppies does it take to land a plane on a Saturday? <br><br> All of them


1 Comments, 30 Views, 12 Votes ,1.56 Score
Ragnarpleasure69 42 M
1  Article
Emotional sex   3/2/2019

For the past six years me and a good friend started having weekly phone conversations. It got to where we knew every dirty seceret about eachother. Well in our conversation last week he confided that he always cries before during and after sex. I didnt know what to say. I mean i have sex for the sheer pleasure of it. Well beteeen that and my sarcasm i blurted damn dude i hate to hear that you ...


2 Comments, 57 Views, 9 Votes ,1.93 Score
Stranded on Deserted Island   3/1/2019

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors: Jim, Tom, and Susie. <br><br> They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do. After several years of casual sex, all the time, Susie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing. ...


1 Comments, 89 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
Good Heavens...   2/25/2019

St. Peter is on duty at the Pearly Gates of Heaven where he meets those who's time on Earth had come to an end and he decides whether or not they enter Heaven or "the other place". A woman is the first newcomer for the day and St. Peter greets her. He asks her "have you been a good person all your life? The woman replies "yes, I tried my very best to be good. I went ...


2 Comments, 109 Views, 17 Votes ,4.54 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
At the Funeral   2/24/2019

A cardiologist died and was given an eleborate funeral. <br><br> A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service. <br><br> Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart then closed, sealing the doctor inside, forever. <br><br> At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When ...


5 Comments, 110 Views, 27 Votes ,4.40 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Cotton Candy   2/24/2019

So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn. <br><br> He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop, shoving sweets in his mouth as fast as possible. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> The man walks up to the boy and says "You know son, it's really not healthy to eat all that candy." <br><br> The kid ...


1 Comments, 78 Views, 17 Votes ,4.12 Score
jf23231 49 M
6  Articles
oldest   2/24/2019

"They say checkers is the oldest." "Oh, no, poker is older. Didnt Noah draw pairs on the Ark and get a full house when world had a flush?"


0 Comments, 16 Views, 10 Votes ,3.39 Score
jf23231 49 M
6  Articles
Otherwise OK   2/24/2019

"Darling you would a be wonderful dancer but for two things." "what are they, my love?" "Your feet!"


3 Comments, 27 Views, 13 Votes ,2.81 Score
MonsteroftheEast 35 M
2  Articles
A Guy Walks into a Bar...   2/23/2019

And orders 10 shots of gin, neat. He slams them back, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 POW!!! all in a row, NO CHASER. The bartender is astonished. <br><br> "Holy shit pal, what are YOU celebrating?" the bartender says. <br><br> Guy says, "My first blow job" <br><br> The bartender says "Why didnt you say so? Next drinks on the house, pal" ...


4 Comments, 52 Views, 13 Votes ,3.48 Score
10foru2do 50 M
1  Article
this is a terrible tweeker joke   2/20/2019

How do you know when your girl has done to much dope? <br><br> <br><br> Her wet spot cracks back!


0 Comments, 17 Views, 12 Votes ,1.39 Score
Cheat Day   2/17/2019

Bob and his wife started dieting a week ago. His wife proposed that they should have a cheat day today. <br><br> She brought home McDonald’s burgers, KFC wings. Bob brought home his secretary. <br><br> From his hospital bed, Bob is wondering when men will ever begin to understand women.


3 Comments, 43 Views, 13 Votes ,3.31 Score
Alakabam92 26 M
9  Articles
Points   2/14/2019

Just here for the points


5 Comments, 31 Views, 13 Votes ,2.47 Score
Alakabam92 26 M
9  Articles
Points   2/14/2019

Just here for the points


3 Comments, 21 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
LETSGOANDDOIT48 47 M
6  Articles
Lorrainia Bobbit   2/13/2019

Have you heard that Lorrainia Bobbit moved to Russia and changed her last name? Answer!! Too Lorriania Cuts your cockoff!!!


2 Comments, 15 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Man ask the Doctor   2/11/2019

Do you think I shall live until I'm ninety, doctor?" "How old are you now?" "Forty." "Do you drink, gamble, smoke, or have you any vices of any kind?" <br><br> "No. I don't drink, I never gamble, I loathe smoking; in fact, I don't have any vices." <br><br> "Well, good heavens, what do you want to live another ...


1 Comments, 58 Views, 18 Votes ,4.35 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Woman buys a Gun   2/11/2019

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "Its for my husband, " she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesnt even know that Im going to shoot him!"


0 Comments, 33 Views, 12 Votes ,3.51 Score
Indoors..   2/9/2019

It does not matter what the temperature is, it's always room temperature!


1 Comments, 24 Views, 13 Votes ,1.47 Score
Cunnilingus54401 61 M
16  Articles‚ Score 2.2
Jamaica   2/8/2019

The wife and I were drinking at a bar in Jamaica. I needed to use the restroom to empty my bladder. I walked into the public restroom and chose a urinal. Soon after, a local guy entered the restroom and selected the urinal right next to me to take a leak. Out of the corner of my eye, I could tell he was checking out my manhood. I looked him like WTF. He said, I noticed you have the letters W ...


4 Comments, 91 Views, 9 Votes ,3.00 Score
Cunnilingus54401 61 M
16  Articles‚ Score 2.2
Tribe of pygmies and a girls track team   2/8/2019

Do you know the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls track team ? <br><br> The pygmies are cunning runts.


0 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
Question...   2/6/2019

If Con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress? <br><br> Get the point?


2 Comments, 29 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
ClassicRockStud 42 M
5  Articles
Aricle #1   2/5/2019

Coming soon...will add later on


1 Comments, 14 Views, 11 Votes ,2.23 Score
DickCoxxx702 40 M
1  Article
Fuc'em   2/5/2019

Fuc'em if they can't take a joke!!


3 Comments, 16 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
Cunnilingus54401 61 M
16  Articles‚ Score 2.2
Did I ever tell you   2/5/2019

Did I ever tell you about the worst blow job I ever received ? <br><br> It was fucking awesome.


0 Comments, 17 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
Cunnilingus54401 61 M
16  Articles‚ Score 2.2
When we were kids   2/5/2019

When we were kids we could walk into a store with only a $1.00 in our pockets and walk out with a can of soda, 3 candy bars and 2 bags of chips. Today, way too many security cameras.


5 Comments, 34 Views, 11 Votes ,4.48 Score
Where do babies come from?   2/5/2019

A mother is in the kitchen one day, preparing dinner for the family. <br><br> Her young daughter walks in and asks her, “Mommy, where do babies come from?” <br><br> The mother thinks for a while before deciding she ought to be honest with her daughter. She says, “Well honey, Mommy and fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and ...


0 Comments, 40 Views, 6 Votes ,2.80 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Marriage Game   2/5/2019

My girlfriend said to me last night, “You treat our relationship like some kind of game!” <br><br> Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance!!!!!!!


1 Comments, 17 Views, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Penis Book   2/5/2019

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?" <br><br> The librarian checks her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet." <br><br> The man replies, "Yes, that's the one."


1 Comments, 24 Views, 6 Votes ,4.79 Score
Silly but funny...   2/4/2019

<br><br> Q: What can a put behind her ears to make her sexy? A: Her knees. <br><br> Q: What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? A: Sex. <br><br> Q: What do you it when you have oral sex, vaginal sex, and anal sex with your all in the same night? A: The fucking cycle. ...


1 Comments, 17 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
Some more jokes for the bar   2/4/2019

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! <br><br> Q: Whats a condom and a coffin got in common? A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and one is going! <br><br> Q: When is a man most intelligent, before, after or during sex? A: During sex cuz he's plugged up to the knowledge source. ...


1 Comments, 18 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
Clodiusthefirst 72 M
19  Articles
MR MAN   2/4/2019

Mr Tickle found his soul mate Tess. <br><br> He asked her to marry him.. She agreed on condition that she did not have to take his surname!


1 Comments, 22 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
Few more good ones...   1/30/2019

What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it. <br><br> What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit. <br><br> What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me! <br><br> Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his ...


1 Comments, 41 Views, 14 Votes ,2.66 Score
A few good ones...   1/30/2019

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. <br><br> Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. <br><br> What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s ...


0 Comments, 22 Views, 8 Votes ,0.93 Score
Red Riding Hood   1/30/2019

Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest heading to visit her grandmother. While on the path, a deer walked up to her and said the wolf was going to eat her. "OK", she told the deer and continued on her way. After a little while, a little rabbit approached little red and said the wolf was gong to eat her. "OK", she told the rabbit and continued on her way. After a little ...


0 Comments, 49 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
The moral of the story is...   1/28/2019

There was a young couple engaged to be married, one day the man found himself alone in the kitchen with his future mother in law. She was exceptionally attractive like his future wife. His future father in law had just left for the store, and took his daughter with him. They were both alone and he could sense this strange sexual chemistry building. <br><br> "I'd like to ask ...


3 Comments, 60 Views, 11 Votes ,4.10 Score
silverwolf_n_ut 54 M
4  Articles
jackass and onion   1/28/2019

what do you get when you cross a jackass with a onion a.a piece of ass that brings a tear too your eye


0 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
steve468222 49 M
5  Articles
Photoshop by Fran   1/27/2019

Come on Fran in Lesbian Flirts Naughty Community you need to so go back to Art School . Your Photoshopping is is so bad in 99% of all your postings on that group. You really like to doctor up the pictures with the white for FAKE CUM .LOL . I mean really , just because I called you on it in the group you band me. WHAT A JOKE! HA HA HA


2 Comments, 37 Views, 12 Votes ,2.09 Score
smallhaul 49 M
1  Article
Would you rather:   1/27/2019

1. Give up on oral sex, or 2. Give up on eating cheese..??? <br><br> You must pick one and only one.. Thanks


1 Comments, 29 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
izwat 99 M
8  Articles
tits   1/25/2019

tits are for kids and more than a mouthful is a waste. <br><br> just saying, a women's breasts are part of her but don't define her beauty. <br><br> oddly, that's mostly the pics you first come into contact.


0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Kids Fighting   1/23/2019

Nine-year- Aaron came home from the playground with a bloody nose... ..., black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened. <br><br> "Well, Dad, " said Aaron, "I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons." <br><br> ...


1 Comments, 17 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
How it really is   1/23/2019

My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my Mom, "Do you take this man to be your husband." <br><br> And she said, "I do." <br><br> Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take this woman to be your wife, ...


1 Comments, 81 Views, 15 Votes ,3.28 Score
Oh what a day!   1/22/2019

Guy wakes up the morning and tries to get ready for work and discovers that there is no hot water. The superintendent tells him the problem will be fixed later that day but there will be no hot water to shower with. He says to himself "today is not my day". He leaves for work and as he is driving, he blows a flat tire. He says to himself "today is just not my day". He ...


0 Comments, 126 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
Superman, beware!   1/22/2019

Superman was flying high in the sky when spots Wonder Woman down below on a beach, wearing sleeping goggles, lying on her back completely nude with legs spread apart. 'She must be sun bathing' he thought to himself. Anyways the temptation was too much so flies down and does his thing and takes off in nothing flat. Wonder Woman then says to the Invisible Man " Is something wrong ...


1 Comments, 109 Views, 9 Votes ,1.72 Score
Aimlesslwander 38 M
5  Articles
Relatives   1/21/2019

What’s worse than ants in your pants? <br><br> Uncles.


1 Comments, 17 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
Geeves - a popular name for a butler.   1/20/2019

A man is at work in his office and decides to give his wife a call just to say hello. He calls home (let's assume this was pre-cell phone times) and his beloved, loyal and reliable butler, Geeves, answers the phone. He asks to speak to the Mrs. and the butler replies "I'm sorry sir, your wife is not able to speak to you at this moment". The man says "What? What do you ...


0 Comments, 133 Views, 10 Votes ,1.59 Score
Aimlesslwander 38 M
5  Articles
Doctor visit   1/20/2019

A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office. <br><br> “The doctor walks in: ‘Sir, I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.’ <br><br> Patient: ‘I don’t understand, doc. Why?’ <br><br> Doctor: ‘Because I’m trying to examine you.'”


0 Comments, 27 Views, 15 Votes ,2.98 Score
BigDaddyLover122 19 M
2  Articles
Just want Sex   1/20/2019

000000 -0000- =-00-= DD [================================DDDD DDDD [================================DDDD =-00-= DD -00000- 0000000


2 Comments, 15 Views, 8 Votes ,1.16 Score
hornyashell71717 48 M
6  Articles
points   1/18/2019

need points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


3 Comments, 15 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
UnspokenKiss 30 M
1  Article
Why do women wear makeup & perfume?   1/16/2019

Because they smell bad & they're ugly.


1 Comments, 16 Views, 5 Votes ,0.21 Score
Aimlesslwander 38 M
5  Articles
Where are you from   1/16/2019

A group of heavy set women are sitting at the corner of a bar, the bar tender goes over to take their order and immediately notices their accent. In an effort to make small talk he asks “oh where are you ladies from? Scotland?” The ladies look at him with a mean glare, scoff and respond “Wales” With that the bartender apologizes “ I sorry where are you Whales from? Scotland?”


2 Comments, 31 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
Cave times   1/15/2019

Why do men tend to fall asleep after sex?? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> All planned!! So they don't leave...


0 Comments, 18 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
What's the difference?   1/14/2019

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ...


2 Comments, 41 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
stlover4744 36 M
4  Articles
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?   1/12/2019

Because Ken comes in a different box.


6 Comments, 25 Views, 12 Votes ,2.45 Score
Aimlesslwander 38 M
5  Articles
Duck and pig   1/12/2019

A man walks into his house carrying a duck 🦆 in his arms and says “So this is the pig I have been fucking.” His wife with a look of confusion responds “That’s a duck you dumb shit” and the man simply responds “I wasn’t talking to you”


3 Comments, 27 Views, 10 Votes ,3.58 Score
MBoralfun 42 M
3  Articles
A Disney Joke   1/11/2019

Prince Eric asked Ariel why she wore a seashell bra? <br><br> She replied, "The B shells were too small and the D shells were too big"


1 Comments, 19 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
Whats Common   1/5/2019

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? <br><br> The more you play with it, the harder it gets.


1 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
1234tomtom1234 53 M
1  Article
SexEd   1/2/2019

In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for having sex." The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions did you come up with?" Johnny says, "Seventy-three." The teacher says, "Oh, my goodness...uh...very good, John, very ...


1 Comments, 105 Views, 14 Votes ,2.98 Score
lifes4living1975 44 M
7  Articles
lights off when having sex   12/31/2018

A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the ...


2 Comments, 72 Views, 13 Votes ,4.49 Score
lifes4living1975 44 M
7  Articles
Why did I get divorced?   12/31/2018

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do ...


1 Comments, 56 Views, 11 Votes ,4.48 Score
Darkelflover123 44 C
7  Articles
lesbians   12/31/2018

what do you call two lesbians in a closet? <br><br> <br><br> a licker cabinet!!!! lol


0 Comments, 17 Views, 10 Votes ,2.39 Score
Darkelflover123 44 C
7  Articles
lesbians   12/31/2018

what do you call two lesbians in a closet? <br><br> <br><br> a licker cabinet!!!! lol


0 Comments, 8 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
joshishotmtl 36 M
2  Articles
Jokes   12/28/2018

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? <br><br> It's ok, he woke up.


0 Comments, 15 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
Axescent 37 M
4  Articles
Eavesdropping   12/27/2018

In my early 20s, I began dating this girl. We went to her house, one thing lead to another, and we began to have our first sex times together. It was a hot summer day in a shitty apartment with no AC. All the doors and windows were open. We were going at it, and that's when I quite happily found out she was a screamer. It was intense and passionate; we lost ourselves in each other... About ...


0 Comments, 78 Views, 12 Votes ,3.51 Score
SirHammerlocks 38 M
11  Articles
More dirty jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? <br><br> You can negotiate with a terrorist. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? <br><br> Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A couple walking in the ...


0 Comments, 35 Views, 7 Votes ,5.08 Score
SirHammerlocks 38 M
11  Articles
More dirty jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? <br><br> You can negotiate with a terrorist. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? <br><br> Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A couple walking in the ...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
SirHammerlocks 38 M
11  Articles
Dirty Jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? <br><br> A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What’s the difference between your wife and your job? <br><br> After five years, your job will still suck. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Know what a 6.9 is? ...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 7 Votes ,4.57 Score
SirHammerlocks 38 M
11  Articles
Dirty Jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? <br><br> A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What’s the difference between your wife and your job? <br><br> After five years, your job will still suck. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Know what a 6.9 is? ...


0 Comments, 10 Views, 6 Votes ,5.64 Score
SirHammerlocks 38 M
11  Articles
Dirty Jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? <br><br> A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What’s the difference between your wife and your job? <br><br> After five years, your job will still suck. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Know what a 6.9 is? ...


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
Robb384 67 M
6  Articles‚ Score 15.7
Who's the Boob?   12/25/2018

A man named Mike went over to his friend's house and rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora, answered the door. <br><br> "Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her. <br><br> "No, he went to the store." <br><br> "Well, you mind if I wait?" <br><br> "No, come on in." <br><br> They sat down and shortly ...


1 Comments, 56 Views, 11 Votes ,3.73 Score
Robb384 67 M
6  Articles‚ Score 15.7
Who's the Boob?   12/25/2018

A man named Mike went over to his friend's house and rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora, answered the door. <br><br> "Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her. <br><br> "No, he went to the store." <br><br> "Well, you mind if I wait?" <br><br> "No, come on in." <br><br> They sat down and shortly ...


0 Comments, 21 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
Robb384 67 M
6  Articles‚ Score 15.7
Who's the Boob?   12/25/2018

A man named Mike went over to his friend's house and rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora, answered the door. <br><br> "Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her. <br><br> "No, he went to the store." <br><br> "Well, you mind if I wait?" <br><br> "No, come on in." <br><br> They sat down and shortly ...


0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes
Clodiusthefirst 72 M
19  Articles
Santa Claus   12/24/2018

He loves gardening - always going Hoe hoe hoe


0 Comments, 19 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
Party Games   12/22/2018

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night, " the mailman comments. <br><br> Bob in ...


1 Comments, 67 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
lifes4living1975 44 M
7  Articles
How you waft a towel   12/22/2018

6. A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom, the man has no issues but the woman can’t reach an orgasm, she tells her husband it is because she gets too warm. <br><br> After going to see a specialist, he recommended that they have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom, so the man asks his best friend to waft a towel whilst him and his wife make love. ...


1 Comments, 50 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
lifes4living1975 44 M
7  Articles
A 10$ handjob ?   12/22/2018

1. A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. He looks up at the menu above the bar it says: <br><br> Hot dog – $2 Cheeseburger – $5 Hand job – $10 <br><br> He asks the waitress, “Miss are you the one who gives the hand jobs?” She winks and replies, “why yes I am.” He says, “Well ...


0 Comments, 51 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
New Playboy Magazine   12/22/2018

Did you here about the new Playboy book they are coming out with for married men??? <br><br> The centerfold is the same woman every month!!! lol.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
lifes4living1975 44 M
7  Articles
Three sisters decided to get married!   12/20/2018

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home. Later that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter’s bedroom and heard her screaming. ...


1 Comments, 46 Views, 12 Votes ,2.80 Score
Three Sisters   12/19/2018

Three sisters decided to get married on the sme day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honemoon night at hme. <br><br> Later that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter’s bedrm and heard ...


0 Comments, 47 Views, 11 Votes ,3.17 Score
HORNY OLD LADIES   12/19/2018

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?" <br><br> The other replies, "Oh sure I do." <br><br> The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" <br><br> The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." <br><br> ...


0 Comments, 63 Views, 12 Votes ,2.98 Score
lifes4living1975 44 M
7  Articles
20 funny sex jokes   12/19/2018

1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> 2. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. <br><br> 3. Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. <br><br> 4. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used conms? One’s a Goodyear. The ...


1 Comments, 31 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
HungGuy4FunGirl 34 M
2  Articles
For Points   12/17/2018

This is simply for some POINTS POINTS POINTS!!


0 Comments, 9 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
Female Surgery   12/17/2018

A sexually active middle-aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the they have become loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed. <br><br> Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she ...


1 Comments, 49 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
Proof of Purchase   12/17/2018

A little lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the clerk, " sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat foot to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat." The lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat food. <br><br> The next day, she tried to buy ...


0 Comments, 42 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
SherlockHolmesBl 35 M
7  Articles
She said i am coming   12/13/2018

She said i am coming, and she kept cumming...lucky girls


0 Comments, 18 Views, 10 Votes ,2.39 Score
Apology for Blonde Jokes   12/13/2018

A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. <br><br> Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that ...


0 Comments, 55 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Painting Nuns   12/13/2018

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?" "Blind man!" The nuns look at each ...


0 Comments, 51 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
lifes4living1975 44 M
7  Articles
Haha be careful when asking for someones number!   12/7/2018

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" <br><br> I said, "Wow!" <br><br> Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."


4 Comments, 33 Views, 12 Votes ,4.39 Score
bundaberger2 64 M
8  Articles
fancy dress   12/5/2018

I recently went to a fancy dress party dressed as a HARP and a friend asked me what I had come dressed as. I said a HARP and he replied you cant be you're too small to be a HARP I said are you calling me a LYRE


0 Comments, 21 Views, 12 Votes ,2.27 Score
MarriedManNYC 29 M
2  Articles
points   12/5/2018

Can't speak to anyone without them


1 Comments, 18 Views, 8 Votes ,2.55 Score
MarriedManNYC 29 M
2  Articles
This site   12/5/2018

The joke? see title.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
anti depressent pill   11/30/2018

Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you a proper prescription. Simply showing your marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough!' lpl


0 Comments, 27 Views, 14 Votes ,3.94 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Marriage Counsler   11/30/2018

After 35 of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient ...


3 Comments, 125 Views, 23 Votes ,4.76 Score
leanohn79 49 M
6  Articles
haha   11/28/2018

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary.


0 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,2.55 Score
leanohn79 49 M
6  Articles
haha   11/28/2018

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
leanohn79 49 M
6  Articles
haha   11/28/2018

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
leanohn79 49 M
6  Articles
haha   11/28/2018

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
LaidbackFoCoDave 46 M
1  Article
Cows   11/26/2018

What do you call a cow with no legs? <br><br> Ground beef <br><br> <br><br> What is a cow's favorite leisure activity? <br><br> Moooovies <br><br> <br><br> What do you call a cow in the LaBrea tar pit? <br><br> Steak tartar


0 Comments, 13 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
BlkMale84 35 M
8  Articles
3   11/25/2018

A night after tricks, three hookers who lived together were sitting around having coffee and discussing the tricks from the night before. The first one said " I had a fireman the night before and the other two said "How could you tell?" and she replies "That's easy ... his hose was over his shoulder and he smelt like like smoke." The second one said "I had a ...


0 Comments, 52 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
BlkMale84 35 M
8  Articles
3   11/25/2018

A night after tricks, three hookers who lived together were sitting around having coffee and discussing the tricks from the night before. The first one said " I had a fireman the night before and the other two said "How could you tell?" and she replies "That's easy ... his hose was over his shoulder and he smelt like like smoke." The second one said "I had a ...


0 Comments, 17 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
BlkMale84 35 M
8  Articles
stripper joke   11/25/2018

A boy goes to a strip club. His MOM gets angry Mom: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? BOY: Yes, I saw dad! <br><br> source: http://Lesbian Flirts.com


1 Comments, 11 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
BlkMale84 35 M
8  Articles
Why did the man keep throwing Monopoly Money at the stripper?   11/25/2018

Because she kept putting fake tits in his face!


1 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
BlkMale84 35 M
8  Articles
Why did the man keep throwing Monopoly Money at the stripper?   11/25/2018

Because she kept putting fake tits in his face!


0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes
Hungninethick850 40 M
1  Article
Why are teenage girls so odd...   11/25/2018

Because they can't even!


0 Comments, 6 Views, 2 Votes
BlkMale84 35 M
8  Articles
Why did I post this article?   11/24/2018

just like many of you.. to get some points


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes
BlkMale84 35 M
8  Articles
Why did I post this article?   11/24/2018

just like many of you.. to get some points


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Startling Sex   11/19/2018

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem ... <br><br> In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this ...


0 Comments, 59 Views, 10 Votes ,3.39 Score
esteroyoungguy 24 M
3  Articles
Fun   11/16/2018

Does anyone find fun times on here more then 1 out of 10? Lots of flakes


1 Comments, 16 Views, 8 Votes ,1.16 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Why married women are heavier than single women   11/12/2018

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge... lol


0 Comments, 28 Views, 15 Votes ,3.74 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Nuns at the Hospital   11/12/2018

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to the bill. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank." The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who ...


0 Comments, 93 Views, 15 Votes ,4.05 Score
longandread 42 M
5  Articles
Just a Veteran Sharing a View Point   11/12/2018

Sometimes it is PAINFULLY obvious that being a Marine is like working in a whorehouse. . . <br><br> THE BETTER YOU PERFORM, THE MORE YOU GET FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!


0 Comments, 10 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
TravelingMan524 67 M
15  Articles
Southern girls   11/9/2018

Q ... Do you know why there are so few virgins in the south ? <br><br> . A ... Because it takes so long to say "Quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."


1 Comments, 22 Views, 12 Votes ,1.92 Score
deepdang 34 M
5  Articles
im chat is pants that bad its not funny   11/8/2018

my joke is chat


0 Comments, 14 Views, 8 Votes ,1.39 Score
MBoralfun 42 M
3  Articles
For the Birds   11/2/2018

We all know the dove is the bird of peace. <br><br> But what is the bird of love? <br><br> The swallow


0 Comments, 15 Views, 11 Votes ,1.30 Score
MBoralfun 42 M
3  Articles
Why do Scots wear kilts?   11/2/2018

Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!


0 Comments, 12 Views, 8 Votes ,1.16 Score
leanohn79 49 M
6  Articles
joke   11/1/2018

White guy using urinal, guy comes in to use one next to him and says "wow, I just made it!". WG guy says" can you make me one in white"


0 Comments, 18 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
bobburgernfries 57 M
3  Articles
Football Joke #3   11/1/2018

Q: What is the difference between a New England Patriots fan and a baby? <br><br> <br><br> A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.


0 Comments, 18 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
bobburgernfries 57 M
3  Articles
Football Joke #2   11/1/2018

Q: Did you guys hear about the NFL player who hits women? <br><br> <br><br> A: No the other one. No the other one.


0 Comments, 12 Views, 7 Votes ,1.26 Score
bobburgernfries 57 M
3  Articles
Football Joke #1   11/1/2018

Q: Did you here about the Packer fan that died at a pie eating contest? <br><br> <br><br> A: The cow kicked him in the head!


0 Comments, 12 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
Getting a new Bra   10/29/2018

A flat chested young woman goes out looking for a new bra one day. <br><br> She tries shop after shop trying to find a size 28A yet she can't get one anywhere. Finally, in desperation, she tries her fortunes in a little unmentionables shop run by a woman who's hard of hearing. <br><br> "Have you got anything in size 28A?" asks the young woman. ...


1 Comments, 93 Views, 16 Votes ,2.69 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
wife   10/27/2018

What do you call a woman with no clit?? <br><br> <br><br> ........ <br><br> Nothing she won't cum anyway!! lol


0 Comments, 30 Views, 15 Votes ,3.28 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Hillbilly   10/27/2018

We all know why the chicken crossed the road.. Why did the hillbilly cross the road??? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> . Cause his dick was stuck in the chicken!!!


2 Comments, 24 Views, 11 Votes ,2.05 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
boomerang   10/27/2018

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back??????? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> . <br><br> A STICK


0 Comments, 11 Views, 9 Votes ,2.14 Score
My Favorite because my Grandmother told me this one   10/24/2018

Little Johnny and Susie were good friends and always ate lunch at school together. Not only that, but they both always brought chicken sandwiches for lunch. One day Susie shows up at lunch with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Johnny asks, where's your chicken sandwich? Susie replied, my mom said if I keep eating chicken sandwiches that I am going to turn into a chicken. Well this ...


0 Comments, 95 Views, 18 Votes ,3.40 Score
What is the cheapest meat you can buy?   10/24/2018

Deer testicles. You get 2 under a buck.


1 Comments, 15 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
Haloween Party   10/24/2018

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. <br><br> So he took his costume and away he went. ...


1 Comments, 63 Views, 7 Votes ,4.31 Score
Didn't wanna see /-/er huh.   10/21/2018

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being pay-day, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife X)and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply ...


0 Comments, 57 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
Sex Talk   10/21/2018

Two women are discussing life in the retirement village they live in with their spouses and how they like it. One woman tells the other that she misses sex though to which the other replies that her and her hubby still have sex whenever she wants. The first woman asks how and the second woman says every so often when he's in the bathroom getting ready for bed she gets naked and lays on the ...


0 Comments, 73 Views, 11 Votes ,1.86 Score
leanohn79 49 M
6  Articles
Joke   10/19/2018

Three tampons are standing outside liquor store. What do they say to each other? “Nothing. They’re stuck up cunts.”


1 Comments, 16 Views, 9 Votes ,2.14 Score
Clodiusthefirst 72 M
19  Articles
PHILOSOPHY   10/19/2018

Foolish man gives wife grand piano. Wise man gives wife upright organ. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> ...


1 Comments, 14 Views, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
Harry and his wife   10/18/2018

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hooker. She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I’ll be parked around the corner.” <br><br> She’s standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How ...


1 Comments, 82 Views, 13 Votes ,4.65 Score
Mr. Schwartz   10/18/2018

While examining the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen. “I’m sorry, Mr. Schwartz, ” says the mortician, “But I can’t send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity.” <br><br> The mortician removes the penis, places it in a jar and puts the jar in his briefcase. ...


1 Comments, 68 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score
The Millionaire   10/14/2018

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. <br><br> The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.'.... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. <br><br> She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not ...


0 Comments, 90 Views, 10 Votes ,4.38 Score
jf23231 49 M
6  Articles
Closed..Oob   10/13/2018

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed.


1 Comments, 27 Views, 14 Votes ,3.78 Score
sexbandit1982 37 M
2  Articles
rthtrhrt htrh rt htrh rthr   10/13/2018

rt hrt httrh rth trh rt htr hrt.rh rt htrh trh rt hrt htr hrth r, rth rt trh rth rt . wrgf ergEF EFG EQGH EGHQEW TRH T HTRHWR HTW RH. WETHGTRHRTHRTHRT, HRTHRTH RT rthrtr r rrthrthrehryhyrhtyth. yjrte gerg trgrtghtrhrgsbr, grt grtbgrtgbrtgbr grtg df bwfe bsef gef ws. rtgbrtgbtr rt brt, re brtbtr btr tr. rtb rt btr btrgtrbbrgbrfbws.bfbgtbgvgrverbvettr, bgerbvgrevgrevgveqagrevwrecrqegvqerv, ...


0 Comments, 10 Views, 3 Votes
Senior Night   10/7/2018

It was entertainment night at the senior citizens center. <br><br> After the community sing-along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show, Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. “Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time” said Claude. <br><br> The excited chatter dropped ...


1 Comments, 80 Views, 12 Votes ,2.45 Score
haha   10/7/2018

Men vacuum same way that they have sex. They put it in, make some noise 3 minutes, before they collapse on the couch and think wife should be really happy.


0 Comments, 20 Views, 12 Votes ,2.09 Score
Adventureman200 70 M
13  Articles
Bridge to Hawaii   10/7/2018

A man in California is walking along the beach and finds a very old bottle with a cork in the opening. So he pulls out the cork and out pops a Genie! The genie says, thank you for letting me out, as I have been stuck in here for over 200 years! To show my appreciation I can grant you one wish. So the man thought about it, then said "I want to take a 2 week vacation in Hawaii. No problem ...


0 Comments, 58 Views, 10 Votes ,1.19 Score
Adventureman200 70 M
13  Articles
Pussy lips   10/7/2018

After years of frequent sex, a Blonde noticed that her pussy lips were elongated and hung down from her body. This embarrased her greatly, so she went to see a surgeon to see if it could be fixed. The surgeon said "No problem, we fix this all the time". The blonde said "OK, lets do it, but I am very embarrased about this so you can't tell a soul about it. No one can ...


1 Comments, 82 Views, 12 Votes ,3.33 Score
Adventureman200 70 M
13  Articles
Dentist chair   10/7/2018

A very short Blonde goes to the destist. The assistant has her sit in the dentist chair. A few minutes later the dentist comes in, walks up to her and says "Open Wide". " I cant't" says the Blond, "the chair arms are in the way".


0 Comments, 31 Views, 9 Votes ,2.14 Score
DoubleSP816 40 M
1  Article
Inside   10/6/2018

Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he ...


2 Comments, 76 Views, 12 Votes ,2.80 Score
Truth   10/5/2018

johnboy draws a penis on the black board. The teacher scolds him and immediately rubs it off. Next day johnboy draws a bigger one and underneath writes: "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!"


1 Comments, 17 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
Truth   10/5/2018

johnboy draws a penis on the black board. The teacher scolds him and immediately rubs it off. Next day johnboy draws a bigger one and underneath writes: "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!"


0 Comments, 13 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
Truth   10/5/2018

johnboy draws a penis on the black board. The teacher scolds him and immediately rubs it off. Next day johnboy draws a bigger one and underneath writes: "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!"


0 Comments, 8 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
Truth   10/5/2018

johnboy draws a penis on the black board. The teacher scolds him and immediately rubs it off. Next day johnboy draws a bigger one and underneath writes: "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!"


0 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
Truth   10/5/2018

johnboy draws a penis on the black board. The teacher scolds him and immediately rubs it off. Next day johnboy draws a bigger one and underneath writes: "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!"


0 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Adventureman200 70 M
13  Articles
Knocking on doors   10/4/2018

What is Jehovah's witness' favorite band? The Doors. <br><br> source: http://Lesbian Flirts.com


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
wickedcat2006 44 F
145  Articles
you're BI   10/4/2018

all men and women are BI.... its up to you to guess if its POLAR or SEXUAL!!!!!


0 Comments, 6 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
Adventureman200 70 M
13  Articles
Whistling while peeing   10/3/2018

Why does a Blonde whistle while she is peeing? So she can remember which lips to wipe when she is done.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
Adventureman200 70 M
13  Articles
Quickie   10/3/2018

A male Blonde goes to a cafe for breakfast and looks at the menu. Soon a very cute waitress comes up and says "What would you like today sir?" He said "A quickie". Disgusted , she walks away. But in a few minutes she calms down and trys again. But he again says he would like a quickie. This time she slaps his face and walks away. Soon the man at the next table says ...


1 Comments, 42 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
Adventureman200 70 M
13  Articles
Brazilian   10/3/2018

A redhead tells her Blonde stepsister "I fucked a Brazilian last night." "Oh my!" said the Blonde. "How many is that?"


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
An Evening Out   10/3/2018

Patton staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. <br><br> He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey ...


0 Comments, 37 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
good one   10/3/2018

I'm not a weatherman, but you can definitely expect more than a few inches tonight.


1 Comments, 10 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Sex n math   10/3/2018

Sex and math. add the bed, Subtract clothes, Divide legs, and pray there is no multiplication.


0 Comments, 6 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
Adventureman200 70 M
13  Articles
Blonde virginity   10/3/2018

How do you tell when a blonde has lost her virginity? Her crayons are sticky.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Tax Time   10/1/2018

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. <br><br> The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few uestions." He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. and then asks, "What's your occupation?" <br><br> "I'm a Lady of the night, " she says. ...


0 Comments, 48 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
Kevin had shingles.   9/28/2018

Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? <br><br> Here's what happened to Kevin: <br><br> Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So, she wrote down his ...


1 Comments, 44 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
Peggy Sue   9/27/2018

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1958 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. <br><br> "Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in."So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked. <br><br> "Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at ...


0 Comments, 66 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
Breakfast Order   9/27/2018

An old man goes into Sarasota’s Broken Egg restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress, wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit, came to his table and asked if he was ready to order. "What would you like, sir?” <br><br> He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, and answers, ...


1 Comments, 59 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
Adventureman200 70 M
13  Articles
A young woman goes to a bar   9/24/2018

A young woman goes to a bar on Saturday night and ends up drinking with 5 guys who are roomates. When the bar closed they wwere all having so much fun that the young men asks her to join them. As the night wore on she ended up fucking each guy at least 3 times. So on Sunday morning, she goes to mass and then confession. She said "Father I have sinned". What did you do the priest ...


2 Comments, 78 Views, 13 Votes ,3.81 Score
Adventureman200 70 M
13  Articles
Lights out   9/21/2018

Joes and Sue had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, Joe please explain the ...


1 Comments, 63 Views, 13 Votes ,3.65 Score
Huge joke   9/17/2018

Your mom.. also some points


2 Comments, 21 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
Clodiusthefirst 72 M
19  Articles
Limerick   9/16/2018

There was a young man from Kent.............Whose tool was decidedly bent......................To save himself trouble.......He put it in double......... And instead of cumming he went


1 Comments, 15 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
scltguy2113 36 M
6  Articles
Jokes   9/15/2018

What time do you go to the dentist? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Tooth Thirty


0 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,1.26 Score
scltguy2113 36 M
6  Articles
Jokes   9/15/2018

What time do you go to the dentist? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Tooth Thirty


0 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,1.09 Score
paul4595 50 M
6  Articles
bad dating ad   9/13/2018

Male drinks only to excess. Seeking female to cook clean and for sex. Must have own boat and motor. Please send photo of boat and motor


2 Comments, 27 Views, 14 Votes ,1.54 Score
PnL18055 52 C
6  Articles
Hitchhiker   9/12/2018

A hitchhiker is trying to get a ride. He gets passed by many cars. Finally a car pulls over to give him a ride. After getting in the car the hitchhiker turns to the driver and asks: <br><br> Hitchhiker: "Sir, why did you pick me up when everyone else passed me by? I mean, what are the chances, really, that I'm some crazed serial killer?" <br><br> Driver: ...


0 Comments, 66 Views, 14 Votes ,1.86 Score
PnL18055 52 C
6  Articles
Hitchhiker   9/12/2018

A hitchhiker is trying to get a ride. He gets passed by many cars. Finally a car pulls over to give him a ride. After getting in the car the hitchhiker turns to the driver and asks: <br><br> Hitchhiker: "Sir, why did you pick me up when everyone else passed me by? I mean, what are the chances, really, that I'm some crazed serial killer?" <br><br> Driver: ...


2 Comments, 26 Views, 9 Votes ,1.72 Score
PnL18055 52 C
6  Articles
Hillary Clinton   9/7/2018

A presidential plane crashes, killing the passengers: George Bush, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton. When the three get to heaven and meet God... <br><br> George Bush says "Hello, sir, my name is George Bush and I was the 43rd president of the United States." <br><br> Barack Obama says "Hello, sir, my name is Barack Obama and I was the 44th president of ...


2 Comments, 77 Views, 14 Votes ,1.06 Score